An amazing forward that I had to post.
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In this life, I am a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a female bear, you give birth to children (who are the size of walnuts) when you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definately deal with that.
If you are mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
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"He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat."
haha! that was a good one!
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